Mediocre software engineer with poor social skills. Harasses colleagues. Unreceptive to feedback.
Work experience
L3 Software Engineer - Google, LLC2022 - present
Implemented multiple full-stack projects for Google Endpoint Management.
Co-led team "Social Committee" and planned a few events, with the majority of the events being planned by others.
Physically leaned his body on a female colleague, despite being told "Please don't."
Repeated behavior after said colleague responded to his behavior with "I hate you."
Repeatedly commented on how short and young a female colleague was, despite repeatedly being asked to stop.
Replied "I can't help but tease" when confronted by another colleague in a 1:1 conversation.
Replied "But it's funny" when a third colleague asked him not to make short jokes.
Replied "But I like soft tummies" when a coworker told him she was starting to see ab definition on herself.
Continued making short jokes after receiving the above feedback.
Played an inappropriate song about "anime thighs" for multiple colleagues.
Made inappropriate comment about "gray sweatpants," despite being told "Don't say that."
Accessed a female colleague's work computer without prior authorization.
Repeatedly tried to pressure female colleague to swim with him on at least 5 different occasions, stating that she should "show off her summer figure."
Repeatedly asked female colleague to hang out on 5-10 different occassions, despite repeatedly being told no.
Claimed to have been invited out for boba by a colleague, despite no record of her actually doing so.
Was accused of hacking and stalking a female colleague in a restraining order request.
Suspected of installing spyware on a coworker's corp devices and sharing access with strangers.
Suspected of burglary, theft, and property damage.
Software Engineer - StartupUnknown - 2022
Claimed to have worked on mental health-related VR project.
Education
PhD in Computer Science - University of Texas, San Antonio
Claimed to have specialized in virtual reality.
Was placed a level lower than most PhD graduates.
Hobbies
Enjoys using telescopes and heat sensing cameras.
Enjoys gossiping about colleagues, sometimes in front of them.
